Friday, June 26, 2009

Old is New: The Farrah Hair Craze

still in the make-up chair..........


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Lulu with extra light highlights.......

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Phoebe is perfecting the pout

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Lulu & Phoebe Unplugged

When not testing the latest EV autos, Lulu and Phoebe like to travel. Their recent adventure at Fort Baker, under the Golden Gate Bridge to celebrate the human's getting really old birthday, was as much fun as it could get if you are a dog and get to play endlessly on beaches, eat at restaurant bars, and generally get to explore where really big birds poop.

First, Lulu and Phoebe get a look at the Golden Gate Bridge from the Marin Headlands. Apparently the treats in front of them are more interesting than one of the modern seven wonders of the planet behind them.

Next, under the bridge, at the beach, Phoebe runs like the wind to catch her ball. Her enthusiasm for speed often gets her in trouble. She will skid, turn in the air, and go flying, butt over head, trying to catch the ball. She can catch. She just can't stop without the skidding.

Last, a little Blair Witch video of Lulu and Phoebe at the beach. When being both videographer and ball thrower, something will go awry. As usual, Phoebe gets the ball and Lulu gets to cheerfully hop right along. The amount of sand on their faces is clearly equal to their joy.

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What bridge?

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Phoebe skidding into a turn
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and she turns without stopping....
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Never, ever, give her the keys to the car!
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Practicing a slide, skid and catch
counter customisable

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Where we are humiliated trying out EVs


Dear Diary,

Our humans insisted we try out these very new EV cars. First of all, how humiliating that they let Phoebe drive the right handed one! Honestly, she has no concept of right or left, but that didn't seem to matter.

It also didn't seem to matter that we really never were actually inside these vehicles. Imagination, said the human! Imagination! Very funny. If you are going to force me to have imagination, it sure as heck will not be about an EV. Couture maybe. Jambon, yes. Ice cream, yes. A knuckle bone, yes! And smelly worms. Yes yes yes! But not this stuff.

Anyway, we voted for the purple one. It really is the tidiest and the cutest of them all. The second one, Coda, is made by a specialty American company, but made entirely in China. Even I know something is not quite right about that. The tiny tiny silver one, Smera is Parisian and you can buy it now in Paris. The only odd thing is that you can have a passenger in back, or a package. Every time I would pick the package so that probably won't work for me and Phoebe. It is like half a smart car.

And the little purple one is called i-Mi from Mitsubishi. Available only in Japan, it is very expensive! Way more than any couture that I would own. We like that one the best but so far Mitsubishi is not impressed with our modeling job and won't gift us the car. I even told them my name was Angelina Jolly but that didn't work either. Sigh.

Anyway, as silly as it is, here we are. Driving. What will they think of next? Having us skipper a sailboat? Flying a Lear? Or running a new Dyson around the house?

Can anyone send for me? I need a vacation!

Love, Lulu

Monday, June 15, 2009

Under the Orange Bridge


Dear Diary,

Phoebe and I were on vacation recently. The humans took us to the coast of California. Just kidding. We live on the coast of California. But since it is a big coast, they took us to another part. First, we went over that giant orange bridge. Orange is just not my color. I wouldn't mind at all if they painted it purple, but that's just me. We drove up this giant hill on a winding road to take some photos. Notice how we are gripping the bench because the wind was ferocious and was going to blow us off the hillside. I am using big words here because I had plenty of time to read the dictionary while we were driving and driving.

I had no idea California was bigger than France. Really. It all seems the same to me until we are in the car. Anyway, we stayed at this knockoff resort place under the orange bridge that the humans thought was all that. First, I want to tell them that it is not all that. The rug was hideous and the couch was just this side of Grandmas. It just needed plastic on top and it would have been identical. Geez.

The bar was fun though. It had outside tables so Phoebe and I were able to join in on the fun. Apparently you can eat at the bar because we had some great French Fries. I could take a pass on the salad, but I do have to say that the burger was pretty good the first night. I read the reviews and knew that the food wasn't consistent, so I was not surprised when my burger the second night was not exactly the same. It looked a lot like chicken actually.

Phoebe just loved the beach, but then again, she has a good complexion for the beach. I need a sunhat. And that sure didn't happen. Fortunately it was cold and the humans didn't last long. We went for lunch after that all the way to the end of the planet to a place called Bolinas. You can find dogs hanging out on top of phone booths there. Who knew?!

All in all, it was a pretty good vacation. I could have spent more time shopping in Mill Valley where the couture was abundant. I did score some new toys, but not any couture. Sadly, the humans didn't feel the need for more clothes since space is premium. Fortunately for me, I memorized the credit card numbers again. Next time we are home alone, I can shop online. I just need to get Phoebe to sit on Mom's shoulder again to get the new password........

Have to go now. Still pulling sand out of places that are unmentionable.

Love, Lulu